Thursday, June 01, 2006
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12:33 AM
okie dok, updates on the recent getaway I was on.
26th May 2006 - day 1
10am - assembly at the changi international aitport t2, mac for breakfast.
1030am - checked into departure where mr. d went to smuggle ciggies while i vent my whole tummy of anger on the free phone to ah eng.
1155am - rushed from the skytrain area to gate c11 for boarding. boy it was close shave for if it was any later i would have missed my flight.
215pm (thai time) - Landed in "Land of Smiles" checked out and dive straight into the duty free shop. (sorry ah hui - arrival does not give discounts for le sport).
3pm - bought 2x 100B airport bus route A3 tickets. boarded the bus to reach Sukhumwit Soi 11 - walking distance to the hotel. ended up reading the hotel map in a wrong direction and walked 30mins across soi 11 to soi 5 where our hotel was. price to pay for waiting to "taste" the budget travellor way. bad: walking under hot sun with a luaggage. good: bkk street smarter and meeting nice thais who would approach u to give u directions
445pm - checked into the hotel and rested. waited for the rest who were on tiger air to arrive as their flight was delayed for 2hrs. bought toiletries at the nearby supermart meanwhile and took a cold shower to cool it down. 34 deg is nothing fun to cope with.
7pm - rest finally arrived in hotel, check in and rest.
730pm - out on the streets deciding where to go for dinner. am starved. off to yaowarat for sharkfins and birdnest. ate a the chinese resturant scala sharksfin restaurant - the 1 that i was once 5 yrs back. food prices remains but their standard dropped. very heavily seasoned dishes. so thirsty after the meal. birdnest for desserts. 100B for loose nest cooked into porridge texture. pay 1000B up u can get nest in nice shreds. same goes for the fins. 5yrs back - 300B 1 whole fin nicely displayed in claypot. now - loose bites of fins. but you still can get bites of it so it wasn't that bad still. 500B for a fins & nest dinner.
did i say how did i went to chinatown? no right? tuk-tuk. the scary way. i was sitting on the outside (last 1 to get up) and mind you the speed they went plus all his "traffic cutting" dont grip tight = heart at mouth. but it was good experience. our driver was older and more "decent" the other driver who took 3 was younger and more daring. everytime he starts his car from a traffic stop, he would willy his vehicle 15deg up from the grounds. the gals had heart in their mouth and stomach like washing machines. thank god i was not in that car.
the tuktuk drivers suggested after-dinner entertainment. tiger show. 800B per head. we slashed the price at every traffic stop from our hotel to chinatown. finally we agreed to 400B/head x6 head. 200B per trip of tuk tuk. fat wages for them that nite.
off to a "private club" for thai-gals after dinner. the club wasn't as bad as i thought it would be. at least no "waist-up" nude waitress this time. my last visit to 1 of these clubs in 1999 in patpong, i was greeted with dark nipped waitress. not nice - so we walked out and din watch the show.
after much hearing of those acts from people, seeing the show really materialise them all. the hearing part sounds exciting frankly where the stunts they pull are like all so "wow-wow" but when u get to see them, really nothing much.
with the memories i have - let me list the stunts down.
1. ribbon - Thaigal (TG) pulls out a string of neon ribbon from her virginal and ask the audience to tug the ribbon out from the beneath. I think it was easily a 5m ribbon. mind u there, dont help them with their acts cos if u do so they would come to u later and ask u for a tips. by sitting on ur lap or carressing u till u tip them. thats the way they earn the extras.
2. pingpong ball - 1 narrow tumbler on the floor. TG insert pingpong ball into virginal and then squat to drop ball into tumbler. 3 balls in a total. never miss a ball.
3. marker - TG holds a marker with her virginal and write. msgs like hello and things on white paper. same thing they will come to u with the sheet and ask for tips.
4. string of flowers - same as the ribbon act.
5. ciggie smoking - TG can smoke 2 ciggies with her clit. amazing. (sadly i was on the phone - din watched her puffing).
6. whistle blowing - if you din look at her, you could had mistaken it was the Bangkok Traffic Police controlling the traffic. :) minus there was no cars around.
7. candle blowing - TG can jerk air out from her cunt, pass it thru the "bubble-tea" like straw to put off like 8 or so candles 1 by 1. yet another amazing act.
8. coke bottle filling - TG will lie on her back and empty 1/4 bottle of coke into her cunt, get up and hold her virginal muscles before inserting an empty bottle to release the coke into the other bottle. she then repeats it again to fill up 1/2 the bottle. applause. no drips totally. warm coke any1? :P
9. razor blade act - this is the most heard act. stunting-est among all to me. TG would pull out a whole string of razor blades. the old traditional type where its rectangular in shape. with the string of razor in the cunt still she would then use the 1st blade and cut paper origami before finally pulling out the whole string of blades. i've notice they way she stands when she pulls the blade out. very professional. i wonder how she keeps herself from getting cut.
10. banana popper - TG would lie on her back and insert 1/4 peeled banana into her virginal. she would then tell u the direction she is going to pop the banana to and ask that audience to "hop" the banana. she aimed at this ang moh man behind me. i think she would tease the crowd alittle by misfiring a few times. like not flying the distance she wants rather only within her vacinity like after 2 to 3 attempts. so could u imagine the fear i have when i was sitted front row of the ang moh and she misfires. i was so worried i kena hitted by "wet banana". anyway i siam buay hu hiding in my gf's lap when she exerted force to launch the banana out. heng i was not fired at.
11. balloon shooter - same thing like the banana. TG would appoint audience to hold balloons for her while she fire needles thru a tube to burst the balloons. lucky this time the direction was not my side. she missed a few shoots with needles flying around. i was worried to kena the potentially hiv++ needles also. siam meh meh...
12. the "action" lastly. 1 thai man + 1 thai woman. man erected full size when on stage. lights dimmed with spots light on and off. they then perform gymnastic sex. like for half and hour or so. i must say the 2 of them money hard to earn. the turning twisting to change sexual positions are not the norms i would say, try engaging such sex at home with ur hubby / bf i think the 2 of u can visit the chinese physician for 2 solid months. i find the positions and swaps really gracefully done, except they are really doing for the sake of performing. zero sound produced. don expect audio excitment from the gal (the only audio u get is loud techno from the speakers) and expressionless acts. i think they are so seasoned going rounds after rounds nitely they are "numb". i pity the 2 of them too - hard earn money. imagine per hr they have to screw 1 another for tens of humans to watch them and they repeat it a few times a nite. the man must have forward his 30yrs sex life to a short 10yrs if he remains in the industry long enough.
fennie (1 of my gf) asked her bf when they got back to the hotel if he was sexually aroused by the act or not and he said no. i think we bunch are well-disciplined asians. the ang moh on my right was carasseing the 2 TGS in the breasts while the act was going live on stage. In return the 2 TGs managed to "stroke" that dirty ang moh from "ruan ruan banana" to "stiff rod" we could not help not to be distracted as that semi-bald was really too explicit with his act. the breasts kneading act... meanwhile i was told the nigro behind us tore another thai's skirt while he was too sexcited being "rode" on his tool by the gal. i was told he was making funnie noises from the excitement that fennie was so distracted she had to turn to see him being ridden.. how lucky can u get ah. next thing i know was the TG asking if any1 wants to service the nigro.. hard money also. dunno she would be extra tipped for her ripped skirt or not. this nigro also v daring. raw sex with a TG and still wanting more.. *shake head* no wonder HIV cannot be contained. at some point of times the acts going on on the grounds are more "extertaining" then those on the stage. eye opener really.
finished the hr show and we left the "club". the nite was still young and we were reluctant to sleep. so we asked the tuk tuk driver to drop us at the suan lum nite bazzar for late nite shopping. sadly no rewards, bought nothing except juz viewing and browsing. the 2 other gals were already with a few bags when we called it a day. this is juz the start. more horror as i report :)
i call fennie the "roy gao gao" gal now. "roy gao gao = 199B in thai"
over and out now. be back with day 2 happenings real soon~
nite all~
